Chocolate quotes for everyone to enjoy!
"Woman have many moods, CHOCOLATE satisfies them all"
"Stressed is Desserts spelt backwards!"
"Save the earth it's the only planet with CHOCOLATE!"
"Put "EAT CHOCOLATE" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least
you'll get one thing done."
"There is no CHOCOLATE anonymous because no one wants to quit"
"If not for CHOCOLATE, there would be no need for control top tights. An entire garment
industry would be devastated."
"Among life's mysteries is how a two pound box of CHOCOLATE can make a woman gain five
pounds."
"If I must die let it be death by CHOCOLATE"
"Diet tip: Eat a CHOCOLATE bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite,
and you'll eat less."
"A balanced diet is CHOCOLATE in both hands"
"Everyone has their price, mine is CHOCOLATE"
"There are four basic food groups: milk CHOCOLATE, dark CHOCOLATE,
white CHOCOLATE, and CHOCOLATE truffles."
"Will sell husband for CHOCOLATE - all sales final no refunds no exchanges"